19 May 2008

CONEY ISLAND FREAKFEST! Wed June 4th

STEP RIGHT UP! STEP RIGHT UP! IT WALKS, IT TALKS, IT CRAWLS ON IT'S BELLY LIKE A REPTILE! IT OOZES! IT BOOZES! IT CRUISES THROUGH YOUR SKULL LIKE AN UPRIVER VIKING!
Prepare to be amazed! Prepare to be astounded!

Schmaltz Brewing launches their insane line of CONEY ISLAND FREAK BEERS! Right here at The Gate. In addition to the lineup of new Freakish Oozing Brewishness we will also include, AT NO EXTRA CHARGE, STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE:
A freak SIDESHOW with freaks. REAL freaks. The Freakin Coney Island freaks. Performing Live at 10 PM:

HEATHER HOLLIDAY – SWORD SWALLOWER!

SERPENTINA – SNAKE CHARMER!

DONNY VOMIT – HUMAN BLOCKHEAD!

Coney Island delicacies will served! Free Hot Dogs from 9-10 PM by Willie’s Dawgs, Candied Apples! + Flavor Ice! + Cotton Candy!

--Coney Island Lager
-Albino Python White [spiced lager, orange peel, ginger, coriander, fennel)
--Sword Swallower Steel Hop Lager (4 malts, 8 hops - dry hopped with Amarillo, Crystal and Cascade)
-Human Blockhead Tough-as-Nails Lager (8.8%)
--Freaktoberfest (Blood Red Lager 6.66%)
Plus! He'brew's:
-Rejewvenator (Doppelbock, Belgian Dubbel blend with fig 7.8%)
--Bittersweet Lenny's R.I.P.A. (10%)
-Origin Pomegranate Ale (8%)
PLUS!PLUS!
--Monumental Jewbelation "10" and Jewbelation "11" !!!

COMING UP: STONE EVENT, OPERA IN THE PARK, BATTLE OF BROOKLYN EVENT

The Gate

1 comments:

Salty Dog said...

Great minds think alike. I did this comic strip in 1998 for the Malted Barley Appreciation Society Newsletter.

http://hbd.org/mbas/coney.html

It appeared a year later in Ale Street News. I also posted it on my blog last year.